In an effort to present the research of Jim Imbecile, Tim's brother, it is first necessary to delve into the circumstances surrounding the life and death of Jim's brother Tim. Sadly, we lost Tim this past June in a neck-stretching contest at the semi-annual "Take Your Grandfather To A Park" festivities which were held down by the old horse barn near town. A good time was had by all (except for Tim of course, because he had died in the neck-stretching competition).
Tim was not new to controversy, since he'd begun his career -- like so many -- as a member of the ultra-conservative Young Americans for Freedom. He soon left that august body because it "wasn't ignorant enough," but still found time to fight like the dickens for the presidential campaign of Barry Goldwater in 1964. (And never gave up his deep-seated contempt for President Lyndon Johnson, whose socialist aspirations were unknown to all but a few people who had very narrow foreheads [approximately 3/4" from eyebrow to hairline]; and whose degenerate ways were known to all once he'd pushed through progressive domestic legislation and tried to emancipate Negroes [again], despite their better interests.)
After a brief flirtation with the George Wallace campaign of 1968, Tim said he'd found Jesus somewhere, and it wasn't because he'd simultaneously discovered the herb marihuana as a medicinal comfort to him in times like these. (It was also at this time that Tim first saw the Patterson film and concluded that Bigfoot was mostly likely the reincarnation of Eleanor Roosevelt.)
Time went by, as time often does, and Tim found himself happy -- elated, actually -- during the years of Ronald Reagan's presidency; but Tim, like so many others, found that he was unable to tell the difference between President Reagan and Jesus Christ, Our Lord And Savior. (For one thing, they both had the same haircut; for another, they shared the only proper political perspective known to humankind since its inception in the Garden of Eden (NOT a few millenia ago in Africa!!).
Tim eventually found himself in the world of conspiracy research, even though friends and family said, "Haven't you been involved in enough odd crap in your frickin' life???" (Tim's answer was, "Go away.") But somehow Tim was able to sublimate his natural inclination to invest all his theorizing with his admittedly peculiar political beliefs, and eventually turned up some possibly helpful information in a variety of subject areas. Ultimately, however, he became obsessed with what he said was "an even bigger and really quite large conspiracy within The Conspiracy Research Community itself!!!" This was his idea that "Extremist Researchers" who would otherwise appear to make the entire research effort look like something of a bizarre and silly sideshow, were always being coddled and supported by "Respectable Researchers" (who had an apparently endless supply of arcane information, as well as the tattoo on their biceps that marked them as top researchers).
Jim Imbecile, Tim's brother, was cut from different cloth (well, actually it's only an expression, since neither of the brothers were really cut from cloth but were born as humans on the planet Earth, just like most everyone else). Jim was more likely to be a follower of Malik al-Shabbazz [look it up] than Barry Goldwater, and he'd flirted with the once semi-popular and semi-credible idea that Ronald Reagan was the Antichrist we'd all been waiting for ...... excuse me -- the Antichrist for whom we'd all been waiting, to use proper English. Despite his nausea at the very thought of his brother's political beliefs, Jim soon found himself involved in conspiracy research as well; but he was unfortunately unable to "crack the club" of "Top Researchers" since he had an independent mind and didn't like tattoos. He was however willing to continue to help his brother Tim in Tim's less independent and more tattoo-aspiring endeavors, and they were working on some new theories when Tim finally met his untimely demise (he was only 72) in the neck-stretching competition. (Also, they recently reached some accomodation on the politics issue, once "that black man" had been nefariously elected as US president; Jim has taken to packing his 9 mm Glock and his modified M-60 around to presidential town hall meetings, in order to "show them" they can't take away his gun rights and his right to vastly over-priced, privately-run, unregulated healthcare in this great country in this great land of ours. [Curiously, he never actually served in the armed forces of the United States of America, and no one knows how he got an M-60; but apparently he likes guns, is a patriot, and supports the troops. That's all that really matters in this great country in this great land of ours.])
Tim and Jim's most recent research involves some controversy, in that it involves some controversial things. This past Spring they had noticed that a once-promising internet discussion forum had apparently become moribund the previous Spring:
http://www.chaletbooks.com/hearthsideforum/index.php
They had also noted that it was about this time that a brand new, extra-special internet discussion forum had been created, ostensibly to talk more honestly and correctly about things which were not able to be discussed at the UK-based Education Forum (i.e., where you are now, if you're reading this). This raised the serious question whether the members of the defunct forum had mostly been posting there under pseudonyms and had since "taken their business" to the newer, better forum (and using the names they were more commonly known by ......... by which they were more commonly known ....... in the Conspiracy Research Community). Indeed, numerous questions were raised about the activities of "conspiracy researchers" and who among them one could ever trust. It even brought Tim back around to the whole issue of the pseudonymous "Ashton Gray" character, once so highly lauded by so many as like unto a god among researchers and writers of stuff, and whether or not this pseudonymous entity did not in fact serve as a kind of foil for stirring things up, as situations required; and even whether this pseudonymous character might not in fact be someone more well known as ...................... ERK!!! ............... they got me ............ please ...................... please, spread the word .......... spread the word ......... Fight on! ............... the fight must go on ...................................
