I liked this one:

If you think technology has changed the work world, just take a look at
what's happening in storyland.

- Little Bo Peep never loses sheep because of their embedded silicon
identity chips.

- Cinderella searches for her prince on Match.com - and leases her
pumpkin-coloured Range Rover at Avis.com.

- Hansel and Gretel use the GPS rather than breadcrumbs but have reported
problems stuffing the wicked witch into her microwave oven.

- To avoid travel stress, Alice now plans her Wonderland vacation with
LastMinute.com.

- A reformed Ebenezer Scrooge sends Bob Cratchett to update his
certification for Excel and Quicken.

- Jack's making a fortune on his beanstalk bioengineering break- through.

- Old McDonald uses voice recognition to make ordering easy at his
agricultural auction site eieio.com.

- Romeo and Juliet avoid tragic problems by keeping in touch through their
cell phones.

- With her early Web capabilities, Charlotte is now a motivational speaker
at tech conferences around the world.

- The Pied Piper switched career fields after his tunes were boot- legged on
Napster.

- King Arthur has replaced that expensive round table with satellite
videoconferencing.

- Jack and Jill order their Evian on www.tesco.com