Many of you will by now have read the story that Amazon is moving its European customer services centre from Slough to Cork, Ireland, one of the reasons being that they cannot recruit enough employees from the Slough area with appropriate skills to handle enquiries in European languages. Ireland is unquestionably ahead of England in terms of its population's language skills (v. the 2005 Eurobarometer survey), but I suspect another (main?) reason for the move is that Ireland offers great business incentives. Why choose expensive Slough when cheaper Cork is available with better educated local people? Both Slough's and Cork's industrial estates are close to international airports.
Bear in mind that Slough's local Thames Valley University (TVU), which has main campuses in Slough and in Ealing, used to have well-equipped language centres on both campuses. I was Director of TVU's Ealing Campus Language Centre. TVU's language departments closed down in the 1990s - along with the two language centres - due to lack of recruitment of suitably qualified students. Fortunately, I retired (in 1993) before the crunch came. Ironically, at around this time I was employed as a consultant to the University of Limerick, helping them set up a new language centre - which is still going strong. There's a message here, I think...
This doesn’t help Slough’s tarnished image, of course. Slough took a battering as the location for “The Office” comedy sitcom series on TV. And then there’s John Betjeman’s famous poem on Slough, beginning:
"Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough
It isn't fit for humans now,
There isn't grass to graze a cow.
Swarm over, Death!"
In fairness both to Slough and to TVU, I was impressed by TVU’s student nurses during my recent stay in Wexham Park Hospital , Slough. Angels, all of them…