Cigdem Göle Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 (edited) "Tell me...Does your dog bite?" Peter Sellers - The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976) --------- "Gentlemen you can't fight in here. This is the War Room" Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learnt To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1963) Edited July 18, 2008 by Cigdem Eksi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen Turner Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 "Thenturian, why do they titter tho" " Romans they go the house? **** off" " Welease woderwick....We don't have a Roderick Sir" " He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty Boy" "We've got some lumps of it round the back.......E eeeees mmmmmm, mad sir, mmmmmmm,mad. Take your pick Monty Pythons Life of Brian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigdem Göle Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 (edited) Monty Python ...a legend. "'Tis but a scratch' 'A scratch?! Your arm's off!' 'No, it isn't.'" --- "He must be a king. Why? He hasn't got sh*t all over him." --- "No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition." ----- "He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. If you hadn't have nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies. He's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!" Edited July 21, 2008 by Cigdem Eksi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigdem Göle Posted September 12, 2008 Author Share Posted September 12, 2008 From Dumb & Dumber Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. Lloyd : I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of s**t, man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Colby Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Sonja (Diane Keaton): Oh don't, Boris, please. Sex without love is an empty experience. Boris (Woody Allen): Yes, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. From Love and Death (1975) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigdem Göle Posted September 25, 2008 Author Share Posted September 25, 2008 Behind every successful man is a woman who is not married to me. --- Except for the day before the day I met you, this is the happiest day of my life. Al Bundy - Married With Children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Dolva Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 cheech and chong are pulled up by a m/c cop because their van is emitting smoke (made of compressed mexican pot) because the exhaust has set it smouldering. In desperation of changing seats while the officer bends down to sniff the smoke, c & c end up sitting in a tangle. By the time the officer reaches the drivers window he takes off his helmet, scratches his head, looks puzzeled, smiles up at the absolutely terrified duo, smiles and says '' er...is there anything I can do for you?''. Spottong a burger his eyes light up and he asks if he can have a bite. Of course ha can, wishes them a good day and walks off happily munching the burger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathleen Collins Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Huntz Hall at the end of a Bowery Boys movie, you know where the cast were nearing their '70's. Sach played by Huntz Hall is driving a cab. He comes to a dead stop. The car collapses -- the wheels fall off, the bumpers, the fenders. the doors, everything. A crowd has gathered. Sach looks out the window and says, "Taxi anyone?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigdem Göle Posted October 26, 2008 Author Share Posted October 26, 2008 When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay. Groucho Marx - Night At The Opera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Burton Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Damn your eyes. Igor: [to camera] Too late. YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN ************* Badges? We don't need some stinking badges! BLAZING SADDLES ************* If they could get a washing machine to fly, my Jimmy could land it. APOLLO 13 (It was never actually said by Jim Lovell's mother, but it is still a funny line) ************* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Burton Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 (Joey falls off a balcony and lands on the floor. People crowd around him to see if he is okay. He proclaims "I'm in love!") Neil: If this is love, sex is gunna kill you GET CRAZY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigdem Göle Posted November 3, 2008 Author Share Posted November 3, 2008 From Bruce Almighty (Bruce meets God) Nice to meet you, God. Nice job on the Grand Canyon, and good luck with the apocalypse. -------- Bruce : I needed time to reasses my goals and get in touch with my true self. Jack : You did that in a day? Bruce : Imagine what I could do in seven... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathleen Collins Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 In Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein, Dracula has awakened the monster and gotten him out of his shipping case. Frankenstein starts to walk and he soon sees "Wilbur" (Lou Costello) standing aside in a trance. The monster steps backwards, making frightened noises. Costello's appearance scares him. Kathy C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigdem Göle Posted May 1, 2009 Author Share Posted May 1, 2009 (edited) Clouseau : Do you 'ave a licounse? Beggar : Monsieur? Clouseau : City ordinounce 47 B prohibeads the playeng of any musical enstrument in a peublic plass for the purpose of commercial enterprise without a licounse Beggar : I don't understand Clouseau : It iz against the leuw for you to play yeur musical enstrument. Beggar: The leuw? Clouseau: What? Beggar: You say it's against the leuw? Clouseau: Yes, unless you 'ave a proper licounse Beggar: What kind of license? Clouseau: A licounce that permits the playeng of any musical enstrument in a peublic plass for the purpose of commercial enterprise Beggar: Commercial enterprise? Clouseau: Yes, you play that thing and the people give you the meunay Beggar: People give the monkey the money Clouseau: It iz a same Beggar: Not at all monsieur, I am a musician and the monkey is a businessman, he doesn't tell me what to play and I don't tell him what to do with his money Clouseau: Monsieur, don't try to be feunnay with me!! It iz yeur minkey therefore it iz yeur meunay! Beggar: He lives with me but he is not my monkey, one day I came home and I found him sitting in the living room, Ilet him stay but he pays for his own room Clouseau: Then the minkey's breaking the leuw Beggar: But he doesn't play any musical instrument Clouseau: City ordinounce 132 R prohibeads the beggingg! Beggar: How do you know so much about the city ordinances? Clouseau: What sort of stupid question is that, are you blind? Beggar: Yes The Return of the Pink Panther (1975) Edited May 1, 2009 by Cigdem Göle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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