Myra Bronstein Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 "Dear Citizens of America, In view of your failure to elect a competent President and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy), as from Monday next. Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: ... 19. You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad." http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/...ter-to-america/ We're working on it John. Glad you're not buying the official story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Rigby Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 "Dear Citizens of America,In view of your failure to elect a competent President and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy), as from Monday next. Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: ... 19. You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad." http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/...ter-to-america/ We're working on it John. Glad you're not buying the official story. British democracy, Myra, is currently as vibrant as the Norwegian Blue in the Python sketch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Drago Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Nonsense! America is merely fagged out after a prolonged squark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myra Bronstein Posted February 17, 2008 Author Share Posted February 17, 2008 Nonsense!America is merely fagged out after a prolonged squark. :lol: That is the funniest expression I've ever heard Charles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myra Bronstein Posted February 17, 2008 Author Share Posted February 17, 2008 A very funny man asks the most serious question about the USA, post WW2! Say no more...say no more...say no more.... Yeah. It is THE most important question one can ask. This case is the rosetta stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Drago Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Nonsense!America is merely fagged out after a prolonged squark. :lol: That is the funniest expression I've ever heard Charles. It's from the (in)famous "Parrot" sketch. "He's not dead. He's resting." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myra Bronstein Posted February 17, 2008 Author Share Posted February 17, 2008 Nonsense!America is merely fagged out after a prolonged squark. :lol: That is the funniest expression I've ever heard Charles. It's from the (in)famous "Parrot" sketch. "He's not dead. He's resting." OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Even better. A brilliant application of a priceless quote. Didn't catch it. My bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Drago Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 And now for something completely anticipated: Link to the "Parrot" sketch: http://www.davidpbrown.co.uk/jokes/monty-python-parrot.html (And it's "shagged out".) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myra Bronstein Posted February 17, 2008 Author Share Posted February 17, 2008 And now for something completely anticipated:Link to the "Parrot" sketch: http://www.davidpbrown.co.uk/jokes/monty-python-parrot.html (And it's "shagged out".) And now for something tangentially related: http://www.rickyhitmanhatton2.com/video/vi...ns-funeral.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myra Bronstein Posted February 17, 2008 Author Share Posted February 17, 2008 "Dear Citizens of America,In view of your failure to elect a competent President and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy), as from Monday next. Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: ... 19. You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad." http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/...ter-to-america/ We're working on it John. Glad you're not buying the official story. British democracy, Myra, is currently as vibrant as the Norwegian Blue in the Python sketch. And now I belatedly understand your comment Paul. Thanks for the report from that front on the moribund status of British democracy. As the UK goes, so go the colonies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Drago Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 And now for something completely anticipated:Link to the "Parrot" sketch: http://www.davidpbrown.co.uk/jokes/monty-python-parrot.html (And it's "shagged out".) And now for something tangentially related: http://www.rickyhitmanhatton2.com/video/vi...ns-funeral.html Of course the cultured moderati of this Forum would not permit publication of a transcript. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myra Bronstein Posted February 17, 2008 Author Share Posted February 17, 2008 (edited) And now for something completely anticipated:Link to the "Parrot" sketch: http://www.davidpbrown.co.uk/jokes/monty-python-parrot.html (And it's "shagged out".) And now for something tangentially related: http://www.rickyhitmanhatton2.com/video/vi...ns-funeral.html Of course the cultured moderati of this Forum would not permit publication of a transcript. RIGHT!!! But I sorta snuck it on here... Oh, you miss nothing Mr. Drago. Edited February 17, 2008 by Myra Bronstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Jeffries Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Too bad no American comedian will ask that question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Simkin Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Too bad no American comedian will ask that question. You need someone to follow in the footsteps of Dick Gregory and Bill Hicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen Turner Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Mr William Hicks, comedy God. "We keep killing the wrong People, Lennon, assassinated, Gandhi, assassinated, the Kennedy brothers assassinated, King assassinated....Reagan.....Wounded." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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