Joe Bauer Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 (edited) On 10/31/2020 at 9:10 AM, David Andrews said: Sean Connery dead today, at 90. RIP. Blofeld: "You'll miss me, 007, when SPECTRE puts Trumpfinger in my place." So many Trump appointees would fit perfectly into the Connery Bond evil villian roles. Trump himself? A cold, arrogant, gold and wealth obsessed, orange haired, paunchy, bad golfer Goldfinger. Sebastion Gorka? Another Blofelt to the max! Stephen Miller? First assistant plan maker to "Number 1." Kelly Ann Conway? Rosa Kleb. Even looks like her. Just imagine Kleb with heavy lipstick and longer dyed blond hair. Steve Bannon? A field head in Spectre who screws up siphoning charity funds and is fried in his crime conference chair. Same with Jeff Sessions, Paul Manafort, Michael Flynn, Brad Parscale, etc. Big wild eyed grinning, Borat pranked and sometimes Judy - Rudy Giuliani? A laughable baffoon character in later more farcical Roger Moore Bond films. Jarod Kuschner? A Blofelt son-in-law screw up wanna be mini-me. Stormy Daniels? A Goldfinger sex toy throwaway who turns on him. She's lucky she wasn't spray painted gold! Michael Cohen? Trumpfinger's "Odd Job" who finally sees the light after he's caught in the schemes and thrown under the proverbial "bus" by his former boss? Mitch McConnell? Another evil Trumpfinger enabling character but just too weird and cartoon funny looking to cast in a film. Mike Pence? Evil number 1's parroting robot assistant and protector. Edited November 2, 2020 by Joe Bauer Link to post Share on other sites
Ty Carpenter Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Joe Bauer said: So many Trump appointees would fit perfectly into the Connery Bond evil villian roles. Trump himself? A cold, arrogant, gold and wealth obsessed, orange haired, paunchy, bad golfer Goldfinger. Sebastion Gorka? Another Blofelt to the max! Stephen Miller? First assistant plan maker to "Number 1." Kelly Ann Conway? Rosa Kleb. Even looks like her. Just imagine Kleb with heavy lipstick and longer dyed blond hair. Steve Bannon? A field head in Spectre who screws up siphoning charity funds and is fried in his crime conference chair. Same with Jeff Sessions, Paul Manafort, Michael Flynn, Brad Parscale, etc. Big wild eyed grinning, Borat pranked and sometimes Judy - Rudy Giuliani? A laughable baffoon character in later more farcical Roger Moore Bond films. Jarod Kuschner? A Blofelt son-in-law screw up wanna be mini-me. Stormy Daniels? A Goldfinger sex toy throwaway who turns on him. She's lucky she wasn't spray painted gold! Michael Cohen? Goldfinger's "Odd Job" who finally sees the light after he's caught in the schemes and thrown under the proverbial "bus" by his former boss? Mitch McConnell? Another evil Goldfinger enabling character but just too weird and cartoon funny looking to cast in a film. Mike Pence? Evil number 1's parroting robot assistant and protector. How do you turn a post about the passing of an actor into a bitchfest about the Trump administration? Generally curious how one links those two together. Link to post Share on other sites
W. Niederhut Posted October 31, 2020 Author Share Posted October 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Ty Carpenter said: How do you turn a post about the passing of an actor into a bitchfest about the Trump administration? Generally curious how one links those two together. Ty, I think Trumpfinger is the missing link-- the man with the Golden Crapper... 🤪 Link to post Share on other sites
David Andrews Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Ty Carpenter said: How do you turn a post about the passing of an actor into a bitchfest about the Trump administration? Generally curious how one links those two together. You have to keep up with the jokes on these rant threads. We've been celebrating the urinous President Trumpfinger for some time now. If only we had a man like Connery to pit against him. Edited October 31, 2020 by David Andrews Link to post Share on other sites
W. Niederhut Posted November 1, 2020 Author Share Posted November 1, 2020 So, incredibly, on the same day that the U.S. broke the world record for new COVID cases, (100,000) Donald Trump told his adoring fans in Pennsylvania yesterday that his opponents "don't respect science." Meanwhile, my wife told me today that her staunchly Republican parents in Texas just voted for Joe Biden. It sounds like the issue that finally soured them on Trump was his dishonesty and mismanagement of the COVID pandemic. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron Bulman Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 "I think the facts are going to overtake any political dialogue very quickly". https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/gottlieb-predicts-thanksgiving-will-be-inflection-point-for-winter-coronavirus-surge/ar-BB1aAKqS?li=BBnb7Kz Is Scott Gottlieb related to Sidney Gottlieb? Link to post Share on other sites
Joe Bauer Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 On 10/31/2020 at 12:26 PM, Ty Carpenter said: How do you turn a post about the passing of an actor into a bitchfest about the Trump administration? Generally curious how one links those two together. I was humorously inspired by David Andrew's post above mine doing exactly the same thing. Link to post Share on other sites
Joe Bauer Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, Joe Bauer said: I was humorously inspired by David Andrew's post above and before mine doing exactly the same thing. What's a little humor here compared to Trump's tweeting to 100 million Americans "I LOVE TEXAS" in response to one of his encouraged highway vigilante teams terrifying the driver and passengers in the Biden Campaign bus in Texas? Watching the video of Trump's boys encircling Biden's campaign bus so dangerously close while they are all moving on the highway reminded me of the scary highway vigilante Mel Gibson film "Mad Max!" This thread actually needs a little humor to balance out it's heaviness. And what figure in America has a more central and influential role in this plague year than Trump? Edited November 2, 2020 by Joe Bauer Link to post Share on other sites
W. Niederhut Posted November 2, 2020 Author Share Posted November 2, 2020 9 hours ago, Ron Bulman said: "I think the facts are going to overtake any political dialogue very quickly". https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/gottlieb-predicts-thanksgiving-will-be-inflection-point-for-winter-coronavirus-surge/ar-BB1aAKqS?li=BBnb7Kz Is Scott Gottlieb related to Sidney Gottlieb? And is COVID-19 another MK-Ultra experiment gone bad? 🤪 Link to post Share on other sites
Mark Stevens Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 10 hours ago, Ron Bulman said: "I think the facts are going to overtake any political dialogue very quickly". https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/gottlieb-predicts-thanksgiving-will-be-inflection-point-for-winter-coronavirus-surge/ar-BB1aAKqS?li=BBnb7Kz Is Scott Gottlieb related to Sidney Gottlieb? http://www.allgov.com/news/top-stories/commissioner-of-the-food-and-drug-administration-who-is-scott-gottlieb-170424?news=860154 Quote Gottlieb is from New Jersey. He grew up in East Brunswick, son of Stanley, a psychiatrist, and Marsha Gottlieb. Gottlieb attended Wesleyan University in Connecticut, where he was editor of the school paper, and graduated with a B.A. in economics in 1994. He worked for a year as an investment banking analyst at Alex Brown and Sons before going to medical school. Gottlieb attended Mount Sinai School of Medicine at NYU, earning his M.D. in 1999 and finishing his residency in internal medicine there in 2002. Link to post Share on other sites
David Andrews Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 Meanwhile...while we were all distracted...the historic Hitler Rant meme on YouTube (adapted from the movie Downfall) has caught up with the age of Covid and Trump. There are several variations. There'll be more after the election, assuming we can laugh about it: I can't resist one more: this one has some great lines. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron Bulman Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 Oh, by the way, Covid's still setting records. Killing people. Being ignored. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/mark-meadows-white-house-chief-of-staff-tests-positive-for-coronavirus/ar-BB1aMmX1 Link to post Share on other sites
Pete Mellor Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 A Covid-19 vaccine being developed by Pfizer and Germany’s BioNTech has been found to be more than 90 per cent effective, in a major breakthrough that could make the shot available for use by the end of the year if drug authorities give it the green light. The finding was the result of the first independent analysis of any Covid-19 vaccine in phase 3 trials — the final stage before commercial licensing. The study found that 94 participants who received the two-dose vaccine were protected against the disease 28 days after their first inoculation. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron Bulman Posted November 13, 2020 Share Posted November 13, 2020 Congratulations to all my friends in California. First in anti chump votes. Second to Texas in a million cases. If I don't see you again in this world, I'll see you in the next one. . . And Don't Be Late. . . https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/california-becomes-the-second-us-state-to-top-one-million-covid-19-cases-after-texas/ar-BB1aXDf4?li=BBnb7Kz Full screen. https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=jimi+hendrix+voodoo+chile&view=detail&mid=A0239DF40A710F29B3BFA0239DF40A710F29B3BF&FORM=VIRE0&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3djimi%2bhendrix%2bvoodoo%2bchile%26form%3dPRUSEN%26mkt%3den-us%26httpsmsn%3d1%26msnews%3d1%26rec_search%3d1%26refig%3d756e2a9cfb414a11b22236a857c61d8b%26sp%3d1%26ghc%3d1%26qs%3dSC%26pq%3djimi%2bhendrix%2bvodoo%2b%26sk%3dPRES1%26sc%3d8-19%26cvid%3d756e2a9cfb414a11b22236a857c61d8b Link to post Share on other sites
W. Niederhut Posted November 13, 2020 Author Share Posted November 13, 2020 130 of Trump's Secret Service Agents and multiple members of Trump's inner circle, including Mark Meadows and Corey Lewandowski, are now COVID positive. And the epidemic is surging in the U.S. Link to post Share on other sites
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