Tim Gratz Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 (edited) This from the December 6 "Salon" on-line magazine (I'm not making this up!): Five Deer Leap to Deaths From W.Va. Garage - - - - - - - - - - - - December 06,2005 | RANSON, W.Va. -- Either they misjudged the distance or they couldn't take the traffic. For reasons that mystify authorities, five deer that made their way onto the top of a five-story parking garage suddenly leaped to their deaths Sunday. Police Cpl. Steve Cox found the does' bodies on a service road to the Charles Town Races & Slots, next to a security van they'd narrowly missed. "They took the plunge," he said. "It was just absolutely weird." A woman called police when she saw the deer falling, and Cox said he found scratches and animal hair on the fifth floor, indicating that's where they had been. It is unclear how the deer got into the garage, but Cox said they may have become frightened after getting trapped. Cars moving through the garage may have spooked them, he said. Or they could have been fooled by trees that can be seen from the top of the garage, mistakenly thinking they were close to home. The carcasses were given to passers-by for butchering. Edited December 7, 2005 by Tim Gratz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen Turner Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Tim, perhaps they had got drunk at a stag party........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Gratz Posted December 7, 2005 Author Share Posted December 7, 2005 Hey, Stephen, they were does! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen Turner Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Hey, Stephen, they were does! Maybe they were the entertainment, Jumping out of cakes and and the like. ( I have this strange feeling I'm going insane) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Gratz Posted December 7, 2005 Author Share Posted December 7, 2005 See a shrink, Stephen. If it's bad enough, the shrink will encase you in a little white coat with buttons in the back. This is what is called shrink-wrapped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Wilkinson Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 hahahahahaha....ummm..I mean..how sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen Turner Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Da Da Da Da Da DE DE De. And this just in from our Canadian news desk, LYNNE FOSTER BLAMES NIXON'S GHOST FOR STRANGE DEATH OF DEER. Well it makes about as much sence as most of her deluded ramblings......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Wilkinson Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 I wouldn't put it past her.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen Turner Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 I wouldn't put it past her.... Yes Adam, but we all know you are under the influence of Dawn, so you would say that Tell me how does she do it, Some kind of long distance hypnosis.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Wilkinson Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 (edited) Its good to be able to talk here without the interruptions of Lynne. don’t think she ventures far outside the jfk forum. I have no idea how she is 'controlling' me but apparently I am somehow 'strongly influenced by her' despite the fact we have hardly spoken...maybe it is some kind of long distance hypnosis... Edited December 14, 2005 by Adam Wilkinson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawn Meredith Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 [quote name='Adam Wilkinson' date='Dec 14 2005, 06:03 AM' post='48711'] Its good to be able to talk here without the interruptions of Lynne. don’t think she ventures far outside the jfk forum. I have no idea how she is 'controlling' me but apparently I am somehow 'strongly influenced by her' despite the fact we have hardly spoken...maybe it is some kind of long distance hypnosis... You are getting verrrrry sleepy Dawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dawn Meredith Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Da Da Da Da Da DE DE De. And this just in from our Canadian news desk, LYNNE FOSTER BLAMES NIXON'S GHOST FOR STRANGE DEATH OF DEER. Well it makes about as much sence as most of her deluded ramblings......... Stephen and the gang: Have you noticed her absence? To what do we attribute this? (John's common sense kicking in or she found other places to haunt.) Either way.....tis a nice Christmas present. Another was that the local 3rd court of appeals here in AUstin has said "No and no" re Tom Delay. No special Christmas favors to that Republican (alleged) criminal. Dawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Wilkinson Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Da Da Da Da Da DE DE De. And this just in from our Canadian news desk, LYNNE FOSTER BLAMES NIXON'S GHOST FOR STRANGE DEATH OF DEER. Well it makes about as much sence as most of her deluded ramblings......... Stephen and the gang: Have you noticed her absence? To what do we attribute this? (John's common sense kicking in or she found other places to haunt.) Either way.....tis a nice Christmas present. Another was that the local 3rd court of appeals here in AUstin has said "No and no" re Tom Delay. No special Christmas favors to that Republican (alleged) criminal. Dawn I actually have noticed her absence, they have made mine even happier holidays Merry Christmas everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen Turner Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 Hi Dawn, Adam..My guess is we just stopped responding to her nonsence, she became the sound of one hand clapping. So much better. all together..."chestnuts roasting on an open fire"...Steve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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