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  1. SENIOR LIFE

    I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne. Life is great. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.

    Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

    I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

    Old age is coming at a really bad time.

    When I was a child I thought "nap time" was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation.

    The biggest lie I tell myself is... " I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it".

    I don't have gray hair... I have "wisdom highlights"! I'm just very wise.

    If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.

    Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

    Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

    Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

    At my age "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came In there for.

    I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.

    Now, I'm wondering... did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?

  2. A Florida tie to the JFK assassination shows why secret records need releasing | Column

    A family’s mystery hits a dead end in secrecy about JFK’s assassination. This month, it’s time to make all the records public.

     

    https://www.tampabay.com/opinion/2021/10/07/a-florida-tie-to-the-jfk-assassination-shows-why-secret-records-need-releasing-column/?fbclid=IwAR0OZzRIlRHzSZA14jHi_werbOz5ASwBN3_x6x3ypnCos191DHxo9OPEmEY

  3. The above is from Historic International photographs:

     

    Kremlin, Moscow, June 22, 1941 at 4:30 p.m.
    The moment when Stalin was informed that Germany had invaded the Soviet Union.
    Photo by the editor-in-chief of Komsolskaya Pravda, who did not destroy the photo, although he was ordered to do so.
     
    [What is that in his pocket? A pistol?}
  4. On October 2, 2021, coasttocoastam from 6 to 10 pm PT replayed a program of 10/9/2002 from its archives. The moderator was Art Bell. Part of the program dealt with the U.S. government relationship with a live alien. It was disclosed that Edward Teller interviewed the alien at Los Alamos in the 1950’s.  It is also likely that this alien is the same one that met with Canadian government officials in the 1950’s and told them that the alien presence was prepared to split the moon in half and reattach it to show the power that it has. This alien likely is the same one that President Nixon talked about with Robert Merritt in his office beneath the White House in July 1972 that I write about in my autobiography, Being There: Eyewitness to History.

  5. On October 2, 2021, coasttocoastam from 6 to 10 pm PT replayed a program of 10/9/2002 from its archives. The moderator was Art Bell. Part of the program dealt with the U.S. government relationship with a live alien. It was disclosed that Edward Teller interviewed the alien at Los Alamos in the 1950’s.  It is also likely that this alien is the same one that met with Canadian government officials in the 1950’s and told them that the alien presence was prepared to split the moon in half and reattach it to show the power that it has. This alien likely is the same one that President Nixon talked about with Robert Merritt in his office beneath the White House in July 1972 that I write about in my autobiography, Being There: Eyewitness to History.

  6. Do not miss this free interview with an intelligence officer. He presents crucial information never made public before.

     

    An Intelligence Officer You’ve Never Met Before with an Important Story to Tell

     

     

    https://www.unknowncountry.com/dreamland/an-intelligence-officer-with-a-stunning-story-to-tell/

     

    Note: In the final 30 minutes of the interview program available only to subscribers to unknown country.com the intelligence officer disclosed that a new conscientiousness in a form of a yellow curtain of energy has established itself over the entire Planet Earth.

  7. Do not miss this free interview with an intelligence officer. His presents crucial information never made public before.

    An Intelligence Officer You’ve Never Met Before with an Important Story to Tell

     

     

    https://www.unknowncountry.com/dreamland/an-intelligence-officer-with-a-stunning-story-to-tell/

     

    Note: In the final 30 minutes of the interview program available only to subscribers to unknown country.com the intelligence officer disclosed that a new conscientiousness in a form of a yellow curtain of energy has established itself over the entire Planet Earth.

     

  8. Bits and pieces that have washed up on my computer screen:

     

    I lived in a houseboat for a while and started seeing the girl next door...Eventually, we drifted apart.

     

    My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic...I refused. If I'm going to have sex, it is going to be on my own Accord.

    A man tried to sell me a coffin today...I told him, that's the last thing I need.

    The neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs...We had been his customers for 8 years. We had no idea he was a barber.

    100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars. Nowadays everyone has a car and only the rich have horses...Oh how the stables have turned.

    My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said something with a weak voice, "There's something I must confess."..."Shhh," I said "There's nothing to confess. Everything is alright."..."No, I must die in peace," he said, "I had sex with your sister, your best friend, and your co-worker"..."I know" I whispered, "That's why I poisoned you... Now close your eyes."

    Did you hear about McDonald's trying to get into the high-end steakhouse market?...It was a Big McSteak.

     

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