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Slattery will not laugh at this, but will go on a rant.

Maybe others will get a chuckle:

How many members of the Bush administration does it

take to change a light bulb?

Ten.

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be

changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says

the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the

light bulb or for eternal darkness;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light

bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a

step ladder under the banner 'Bulb Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was

literally 'in the dark' whole time;

8. One to viciously smear No. 7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a

strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing

a light bulb and screwing the country.

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Slattery will not laugh at this, but will go on a rant.

Maybe others will get a chuckle:

How many members of the Bush administration does it

take to change a light bulb?

Ten.

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be

changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says

the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the

light bulb or for eternal darkness;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light

bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a

step ladder under the banner 'Bulb Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was

literally 'in the dark' whole time;

8. One to viciously smear No. 7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a

strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing

a light bulb and screwing the country.

Well it made me laugh.

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Don't those hero's working in the WH get any exercise?

Bests,

John

One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over

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> 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.

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> He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got

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> closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat

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> and even a raft.

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> Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure.

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> Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a

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> drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

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> The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him,

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> "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar." "Ten

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> years," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and

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> unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and

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> pulled out a fresh package of cigars.

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> He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith and begorrah,"

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> said the man, "that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke

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> can be!"

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> "And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Powers Irish

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> Whiskey?" asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten

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> years." Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve,

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> unzips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened

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> the flask and took a long drink. "'Tis nectar of the gods!" stated the

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> Irishman. "'Tis truly fantastic!!!"

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> At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front

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> of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man

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> and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"

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> With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus,

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> Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there, too!"

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Guest Stephen Turner

Apparantly, just before he died the Doctors, as a last gasp effort, tried to give Richard Nixon an ass transplant, unfortuntely the ass rejected him.

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Slattery will not laugh at this, but will go on a rant.

Maybe others will get a chuckle:

How many members of the Bush administration does it

take to change a light bulb?

Ten.

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be

changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says

the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the

light bulb or for eternal darkness;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light

bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a

step ladder under the banner 'Bulb Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was

literally 'in the dark' whole time;

8. One to viciously smear No. 7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a

strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing

a light bulb and screwing the country.

Well it made me laugh.

LOL Me too, was that a "Jack White original"?
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Slattery will not laugh at this, but will go on a rant.

Maybe others will get a chuckle:

How many members of the Bush administration does it

take to change a light bulb?

Ten.

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be

changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says

the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the

light bulb or for eternal darkness;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light

bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a

step ladder under the banner 'Bulb Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was

literally 'in the dark' whole time;

8. One to viciously smear No. 7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a

strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing

a light bulb and screwing the country.

Well it made me laugh.

LOL Me too, was that a "Jack White original"?

On the internet, NOTHING IS ORIGINAL. There is a machine at

Internet Central that churns out jokes and puts them online,

where they circulate in perpetuity.

Jack

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