John Simkin

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OK! I think it's funny. (Maybe it'll look different tomorrow.)

My picks for the races at Seymour (Vic) tomorrow,. thursday, start 11.02 EST (oz)

http://www.tab.com.au/Racing/Betting/StandardBets/PlaceStandardBet.aspx?State=1&MeetingCode=M&RacingCode=R&FromDate=2012-06-14T00%3a00%3a00&RaceNumber=10


  1. 7 RECRIMINATE (16) C. NEWITT, 10 SPINMEISTER (11) J. M. WINKS

  2. 3 GRAND ORATOR (12) J. NOONAN, 7 TYCOON MAGIC (11) D. M. LANE

  3. 3 HARVEY THE RABBIT (2) I. GUNDOGDU

  4. 2 CURSU (14) M. J. WALKER, 4 MAN WHAT A SHOT (3) J. MOTT, 15 IZARED (4) C. A. ROBERTSON

  5. 15 SHOT OF SCARLET (13) S .WYNNE

  6. ?

  7. 6 SPEEDY BULLET (7) D. GAUCI

  8. ?

  9. 9 TSAR OF RUSSIA (12) A. MALLYON

  10. have to chance 7 HEX (8) D. MOOR because both 1 ORIENTAL RUBY (6) J. G. FRY and 10 RUBY DIAMONDS (1) B. J. MELHAM have been scratched.

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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted: 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am..'

The man below replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.'

'You must be an Engineer,' said the balloonist.

'I am,' replied the man, 'how did you know?'

'Well,' answered the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is probably technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip by your talk.'

The man below responded, 'You must be in Management.'

'I am,' replied the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'

'Well,' said the man, 'you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault.'

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ROFL

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OSHO on communication

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from the mouthpiece of the major state sponsoring terrorists, the usa :

"Vice President of the United States Joe Biden apologized to Saudi Arabia's Foreign Minister Saud Faisal for claiming that the Arab country had supported extremists in Syria"

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13 February 2015 Last updated at 08:34 ET

Farmers Lizi Clubley and George Grant voted 'Britain's Sexiest'
_80985040_7fa62ee0-db8f-4109-a448-ee4a07George Grant farms in Lincolnshire and Lizi Clubley farms in Yorkshire

Two farmers have been voted the sexiest in Britain in a competition run by a weekly magazine.

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
JOHN SIMKIN "WHAT NO SEXIEST HISTORIAN CONTEST ?? >>>?"

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“The US will create the role of a special ombudsperson within the US State Department who would follow up complaints and inquiries by individuals on national security access upon referral by EU data protection authorities,”



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Erdowie, Erdowo, Erdogan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2e2yHjc_mc

Edited by John Dolva

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